Too hot

— August 22, 2025 —

It is my hope to have some fun with what's left of my life, but as of this morning, 8/22, there's not a single comfortable day in the ten-day forecast. Therefore and thus, I am going nowhere and doing nothing this week.

You'll find me in my recliner, watching old movies and following baseball on the web, reading books and eating ice cream, with the windows covered, fans blowing, and me slipping down the hall for a shower every four hours.

Meanwhile, here's a fun video of the tsunami striking Kamchatka’s coast in early August.

Stay cool, y'all.

 

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The tooth is out there.

— August 14, 2025 — 

Why hello, anybody reading this. Unconfirmed reports list me as alive and well, so here's what's hopefully happening over the next week.

Breakfast on Friday, 9AM. Try the chicken-fried steak.

I've never seen a science fiction play, so I might catch Jettison to Europa for five bucks.

The Burien Solar Punk Festival is within walking distance of my house, but I'll probably still take the bus.

There's no way I'd miss The Pee Pee Poo Poo Man on Tuesday the 19th.

And of course I'll be somewhere at least once this week, carrying an American flag and protesting our insane president and his ongoing cruelties and flamboyantly obvious corruption.

If you're family, friend, former friend, acquaintance, or simply Doug-curious, you're invited to accompany me to any of the above. Click the links for details, and/or drop me a note!

 • Please RSVP by the day before. 
 • All events are 'Dutch treat'. 
 • Please remember the basics of Doug

And if you're planning something or going somewhere, and you'd like a fat man with flatulence to tag along, all invitations will be cheerfully considered, possibly even accepted.
 
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I'm a shut-in!

— August 7, 2025 —

Last month's toothache came with a rancid infection that cost me one tooth and too much money, and will probably take three more teeth. No worries, though — chewing is overrated anyway.

The antibiotics have me feeling a bit better, but I'm still mostly homebound. Reading good books, watching old movies, petting the cat, and taking my antibiotics three times daily — this is the life!

Next breakfast: August 22.

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