Email: dougocotton@gmail.com. Expect a reply within hours if I'm home and awake, slightly longer if I'm out and about or asleep.
Text: (425) 757-3194. Expect a reply the next time I check my texts, which is once or twice most days.
Phone: I curse Alexander Graham Bell, and abhor the telephone. Mine is for texting only — it's not in my pocket, the ringer is always off, and I check voicemail annually. Please communicate via text or email.
Mail: For letters, cards, packages, and especially checks, my address is 318 SW 102ND ST, SEATTLE 98146.
It's a boarding house, which means visitors are not allowed. Also, the doorbell doesn't work. Do not drop in unexpected and uninvited.