Why, hello! I'm your son, brother, uncle, granduncle, old friend, or a complete stranger named Doug.
I like old and/or odd movies, own no neckties, and used to be a sports fan.
I'm allergic to poetry, addicted to Doctor Who, and always re-reading the novels of Philip K Dick, Jack Finney, and B Traven.
I dance alone, barely cook, cut my own hair (badly), and have ugly teeth, but they still chew so I don't care.
I try to avoid naughty language around people who'd find it offensive, but I might slip up. Parental guidance is advised.
I believe it's better to be kind than be a bastard; that every human deserves equal human rights; that rock'n'roll peaked in the 1960s, and it's been getting worse ever since; that science is better than stupid every time; and of course, that headphones are better than earbuds. You may disagree with these statements, but if you do, you're mistaken.
I abhor BS and beating around the bush. Ask me anything, and my answer will be from the heart.
Oh, and I'm a little weird.
But enough about me. Tell me about you!
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