Everyone's a little weird when you get to know them, and I'm weirder than most folks.
Please remember these 5 facts of Doug:
• No cars. I'll come on transit, leave on transit, and no thanks, I don't need a lift unless I'm limping.
• No crowds. Interacting with half a dozen people at once is my maximum, so all invitations to ball games, churches, funerals, parties, or other big 'social events' will be cordially declined.
• No normal. Nothing's wrong with normal, and hey, some of my best friends are normal, but I'm not, and usually I'd prefer trying something different.
• No phones. I hate phones. Mine's only for texting or emergencies. It doesn't connect to the internet, and the ringer is always off. Please communicate via text or email.
• No surprises. You might think it's delightful to show up unannounced, or bring someone you're sure I'd love to meet, or propose last-minute changes to the agreed agenda, but it screws up my delicate head. Please don't screw up my delicate head.
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